The Unlawful Pickle

Highlights from Fifty Bizarre U.S. Laws:

I'm probably responsible for at least six of these crimes against humanity. (Though I must say North Carolina's sounds pretty reasonable to me.)

Alabama
It's illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Arkansas
It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.

California
You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.

Connecticut
A pickle cannot actually be a pickle unless it bounces.

Florida
If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Illinois
It's illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

Indiana
The value of pi is 4, and not 3.1415.

Iowa
One-armed piano players must perform for free.

Massachusetts
No gorilla is allowed in the backseat of any car.

Minnesota
It's illegal to paint a sparrow with the intent of selling it as a parakeet.

North Carolina
It's against the law to sing off-key.

Oklahoma
It's forbidden to take a bite out of another person's hamburger.

Rhode Island
You may not bite off another person's leg.

South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.

Tennessee
Selling hollow logs is strictly forbidden.

Texas
You may not shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

Wyoming
Unless you have an official permit, you may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April.