Sidewalk Cafe

Slept all day & in the evening went to see what the Sidewalk Cafe is all about. Home of the Anti-Folk music scene, whatever that is. Folk with punk sensibilities or something, which strikes me as odd, since contextually sixties folk pretty much was punk as far as I'm concerned, but as you see fit. I came in during Reggie Watts' set. First thing you notice about him is a dense mop of hair that falls somewhere in-between an Afro & Einstein. He stands on stage alone, gripping a microphone. Beside him is a stool on which rests a small sampler, the kind probably intended to be used as a footpedal. He mouths a bass line or drum track, which the machine then loops, & he piles a wide range of sounds on top. Pretty amazing to watch. Next up was the Jason Trachtenberg Band, whom I didn't much like. Jason Trachtenberg, the whiny singer/guitarist/pianist played Rick Moranis to the bass player's James Belushi. Their songs were mostly sixties-era pop with blandly simplistic lyrics. Tuneful here & there, but not enough to keep my interest. The nervous (almost Tourettes-esque) stage patter between numbers was heavily laden with blurbs for their new album. Last band of the evening was Ching Chong Song, a piano/vocal duo. They were quite exciting, centering around the eccentric singer who also played singing saw on a few numbers. The overall effect was a little like a stage musical documenting the descent of Judy Garland into alcohol-fueled madness. The singer used her voice to jerk wildly off the scaffolding of melody, with abrasive shrieks & gurgles. Sort of like Kate Bush used to do in her early days, only much more emotionally traumatizing. At one point she applied lipstick in hectic circles that kept growing until her entire face looked smeared in blood.

Sat in a diner all night reading Motherless Brooklyn. Finished it by dawn. Wandered through Brooklyn at five in the morning, from Dumbo, down through Carroll Garden, to Red Hook. Lots of locksmiths & funeral homes. Subwayed up to Astoria & walked along the riverfront by Astoria Park. Manhattan, under the Triborough Bridge, was shrouded in fog. A postcard view. Subwayed to Washington Square specifically for my first taste of papaya juice. Not bad at all. Tried to stop at Roosevelt Island to see what's there but the subway kept rerouting & I gave up after two attempts. Rode some buses around just to see where they would go. Home by 2pm to get a couple hours of sleep in.

From Coney Island to the Cloisters

The once nefarious Five Points intersection (of Gangs of New York notoriety) is now a park in the southwest quadrant of Chinatown. It lies across the street from the Criminal Courts Building where policemen take their morning smoke break on the steps while in the park Chinese women in sweatpants do group calisthenics. There is simply no trace of its history. The ears Gallus Mag bit off & kept pickled in a jar, the eyes Hellcat Maggie gouged out with her brass fingernails. Gangs like the Plug Uglies & the Dead Rabbits. It has all been replaced by a swingset & a drinking fountain.

McGurk's Suicide Hall no longer exists either. Where once it stood, across from the Bowery Poetry Club, is now a construction site where a bland office building is being erected. The ghosts of the numerous prostitutes who downed carbolic acid as a chaser will have to contend themselves with haunting office cubicles from now on.

I took the train out to Coney Island, most immediately familiar to me as the setting of Requiem for a Dream - notably the series of strange highrise apartment buildings with the see-through spines. The boardwalk was well-populated in the cloudy early afternoon, though probably not quite the same experience as it is in the evenings when the lights are ablaze. The Cyclone & Wonder Wheel loomed but weren't in operation. I wasn't hungry otherwise I would have tried a Famous Nathan's Hotdog.

After a long, long trainride to the Upper West Side, I located Pomander Walk, a private row of Tudor-style buildings viewable through a heavy gate. It was apparently built in the 1920s to replicate the set of the stage play which it was named after. Charming but inaccessible to those without a set of housekeys.

Grabbed the bus northwards, through Washington Heights to Fort Tryon Park & the grounds of the Cloisters, the monastery turned museum. Didn't actually go in the museum - I'll save that for another time - instead I wandered through the terraced gardens overlooking the Bronx to the east & the forested Jersey shore to the West. Very peaceful up there, should the urge to escape the tumult of the city strike. Good place to bring a book. And a sandwich.

Slaughter on Eleventh Avenue

Today while wandering aimlessly (trying to break in a new pair of sandals) I happened upon the elevated High Line which runs along the west side of Manhattan from 34th street down to Gansevoort Street. The High Line was built in the 1920s to spice up the manufacturing industry in New York & to make 11th Avenue safer for traffic, since the rail had run at the same grade as the street, which had affectionately come to be known as "Death Avenue." Unfortunately the Great Depression hit & the project turned out not to be as lucrative as had been expected. The rail was abandoned in 1980 (its final delivery reportedly was a cargo of frozen turkeys) & left for vegetation to run amok. I first saw aerial photos of the High Line at an exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art a few years ago but wasn't sure what I was looking at. This long trestle of wildlife splintering a landscape of looming skyscrapers. It literally looks like one of those surreal Scott Mutter posters (eg, man with briefcase walks across lake towards a giant escalator). From a sidewalk vantage, the High Line is completely undistinguishable. It blends seamlessly into the warehouses and ironwork. At one point while following the line I thought I had lost it, only to realize I was standing directly under it. Apparently there is talk among city bigwigs of developing the line into a public park.

Some photos of the overgrown trestle can be seen at the Friends of the High Line site.


Incidently, this photo & others like it are evidently reversed - because the Empire State Building appears to lie west of the tracks, which isn't the case. The camera must be pointed north because the tracks end at 34th Street - meaning if you stand on the tracks at the far northernmost point looking south, you wouldn't be able to see the Empire State Building, which would be 45 degrees to your left. Just sayin'.

Jingly Underpants

As I was walking up the West Side today, a guy with a scarf wrapped around his head suddenly turned & spit contemptibly at two girls walking ahead of me. They looked at each other in shock, then laughed at the strangeness of it. Might have been racially motivated, since the girls were Asian. Might have been a raging misogynist on the loose. Might have been completely unexplainable. Never a dull moment in New York.

There's a joint in the East Village called Maia Meyhane where they feature bellydancing on certain weekdays. Drinks are steep ($6 for a bottle of beer). The food is Mediterranean (I didn't try any since I'd already stopped at Lucky's Burgers & sampled their special sauce). The bellydancing didn't commence until two hours after their website claimed it would. The dancer was gorgeous & snakey & had a flower in her hair. However there were several photographers orbiting her at all times, flashes & floodlights getting in my eyes. Recording the event was evidently more important than enjoying it. A duo onstage provided the music, with the sounds of traditional Middle Eastern instruments sampled onto a Korg keyboard. A curious anachronism. After the dancer fled offstage, I left, unaware if there were to be any following acts. Walking to the subway, I reminisced about the more lowkey bellydancing I used to watch in Boston. There are probably better venues here, just a matter of finding them.

A man stepped into Lucky's Burgers while I was eating, glanced around at the radioactive yellow-orange interior, muttered "this place is a farce" under his breath, then stomped out.

Heatstroke

Saw a play at the Interart Annex called The Brothers Size. It's a modern tale set in Louisiana of a recently released convict, torn between his responsible older brother & a not-so-responsible pal from the pen. According to the program, the story draws heavily on Yoruban mythology, something I know next to nothing about. Each of the characters apparently have Yoruban counterparts. The storytelling was powerful, the direction sparse & imaginative, & the acting riveting. What else do you need? The only thing that made me cringe was a distracting line of dialogue which went something like "when they come looking for you, I will deny you three times." This was presumably thrown in so the audience would go "ooo, biblical!" but I don't see why this was necessary. The story was strong enough on its own. There were also a few puns centering around the title, the purpose of which eluded me.

Finally watched The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things. It's honestly not that bad of a film, apart from being a user's manual for terrorizing a child on all possible levels. The occasional special effects were laughable, whether or not they were intended to be. But it isn't nearly as dreadful as the critic's reviews culled from Rotten Tomatoes would lead you to believe. Each one mentions the JT Leroy hoax prominently & I get the feeling it would have been an entirely different scenario had the hoax not been exposed until after the reviews were in. Those reviews probably would have gone on at length about how courageous & unflinching the film is. We'll never know.

It's been ninety degrees out for the last few days. There is no air conditioning in here so I've been running to the sink to douse myself in cold water every ten minutes. Otherwise I'm camped out in front of the window fan & praying for rain.

Tuba or Not Tuba

Tonight was the fabulous Tubapalooza extravaganza at Zebulon in Brooklyn. I invited everyone I know in the NYC area & none of them showed up. Tuba haters, all of 'em. Zebulon is decorated with jazz vinyl album covers like classic Miles Davis & Thelonious Monk, so presumably it's a jazz club foremost. In the back there are two bathroom doors: one marked "ladies" & the other marked "women" at the top & "men" at the bottom. Watching those who have had a few try to figure out which bathroom to use must be a secret source of amusement to the bartenders. The doors also have frosted glass panes in them so that you can see the silhouettes of those inside conducting their business.

While the event's name suggests there would be dozens of tubas lined up to duke it out for tubular dominance, in fact there was only Beat Circus's Ron Caswell who sat in with all the bands. First round was Platz Machen, which is essentially accordionist/singer Judith Berkson backed by Caswell's mighty tuba. Berkson's formidable voice reminded me of a battery-powered moth trying to escape a bell jar. Round two was your favorite & mine, Beat Circus. For this set they traded their banjo player for a saxophonist. They were as good as always. I have no idea why those guys aren't legendary. Maybe they are. Act three was HUMANWINE, in slightly stripped-down form without Brian Carpenter filling in the gaps with harmonium, slide trumpet, brake drum, & whatnot. Their newer songs lead me to believe they have some sort of subversive demonic stage musical in the works. The audience didn't seem to know what to make of them. They listened politely (except for the weenie who yelled out "Freebird" & was promptly fed to the crocodiles in the cellar) but there was no stagediving during the waltzes like I was used to at their Boston shows. Nate the drummer is one of the most tasteful tubthumpers around, especially when he picks up the brushes.

Also I must add that between sets a bewildering selection of tunes was provided by none other than DJ Poodlecannon.

The Fantastical Beat Circus Music Show

Slept all day, thereby avoiding the heatwave. In the evening I headed to Brooklyn to see one of my favorite bands, Beat Circus, at a place called Barbes in Park Slope. Barbes is a narrow dark cellar of a space, & the seven-piece band nearly took up more room than the audience. It's the sort of place you could easily walk past if you didn't already know it was there. The atmosphere was vibrant & the crowd attentive. After Beat Circus played their decadent saloon shanties, a bloke named Howard Fishman followed with some stomping New Orleans-style brass band jive. Everyone in the bar was very encouraging & seemed to all have bands of their own. And inventive-sounding bands at that. I talked with several people whose bands I jotted down in hopes of catching in the near future. Someone passed out flat on his back on the sidewalk in front. The musicians had to step over him to haul their equipment out after the gig. Afterwards I had a couple slices of Sicilian pizza at a joint on the corner named Smiling Pizzeria.

Madhattan

You may have heard that early Wednesday morning, around four-thirty, the Mad Manhattan Stabber was apprehended in Times Square after sticking it to four people on the subway & in the Square, & wrecking havoc at a delicatessen. He was chased into a McDonalds where he was cornered by police. Hmm, four-thirty, that's roughly when I happened to be wandering through Times Square, taking in the glow sans daytime crowds. His final stabbings were on 47th Street. I think I walked north as far as 45th or 46th, then swerved left & headed for a diner on 9th Ave. Didn't notice any excitement in the least. For all I know I walked right past the fellow.

Today I went to the KGB bar in the East Village for a literary reading. It's an upstairs saloon decked out in red & black, its walls lined with a variety of Lenin, hammer & sickle-themed memorabilia. My favorite author was Carol Rosenfeld, who read excerpts from her lesbian romance novel satire entitled Birds Do It. Listening to all the readers made me realize I don't respond well to material that is devoid of wit. No matter how serious or bleak the subject matter, there needs to be that wry perspective somewhere as an ingredient, or else it just feels like emotional manipulation. Life includes humor & I don't trust stories that leave it out. I also realized, or was reminded, that I'm a lousy literary critic. Either a story excites me or it doesn't. Unless it's just technically incompetent, I can't distinguish between writing that's mediocre & that which just doesn't reel me in. And when I hear an audience wildly applauding a story that is lulling me to sleep, I just chalk it down to the latter. How can you be expected to form any sort of confident judgment when the simple fact of the matter is you are not the intended audience?

Stayed out the rest of the night in various bars & cafes in the Village, nearly finishing A Heartbreaking Work before dawn arrived (with those rosy fingers of hers).

Afterthought: I am amused by people who spell "genius" wrong.

Spektor Vision

Tuesday was Regina Spektor's in-store performance at Tower Record, free to those who purchased her lastest album, Begin to Hope. She was nervous & utterly charming, playing most of the tunes off the new one on a lavish Steinway. I couldn't see her too well unless I stood on tiptoes. The only "classic" she played was "Us." Afterwards was an autograph procession, which I joined as an excuse to meet her & talk briefly about her Boston performance at the Axis which kept getting interrupted by an intake of house music from the club next door. She signed the inner cover of my notebook journal.

Went kindleblossoming in Queens afterwards for a few hours, talking about the ultimate futility of philosophic endeavors & watching Eddie Izzard clips on You Tube. Sat in a Times Square restaurant reading from A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius until dawn. They overcooked my eggs benedict. Walked around Murray Hill & the Upper East Side as people emerged sleepily from their houses to jog or seek bagels. New York is a beautiful place at six in the morning, although the bugs are a little pesky. There's a great area along the East River where dogs bring their humans out to play, called the Charles Schurz Park. From the parapet I watched a tugboat laborously hauling a barge of dirt up the East River. Got semi-lost in Central Park while crossing to the West Side. Nearly got mowed down by hardcore joggers as well. Finally reached home around nine in the morning, wearybones & sorefoot.

Brooklyn Heist

Couldn't get to sleep so I scrammed early in the morning & headed for parts unknown in Brooklyn. The smell of cut grass hit my nostrils as I emerged from the subway in Brooklyn Heights. Followed Montague Street to the promenade, with its panoramic view of the Manhattan financial district, Statue of Liberty, & expanse of Brooklyn Bridge. One of those moments when it occurs to me exactly how immense this city is, helicopters flying beneath the tallest buildings. Habitual early risers were out jogging or walking their dogs. I browsed through the stacks of used books at Heights Bookstore just after they opened, then had pancakes at a Montague cafe. Grabbed a handful of maps from the visitor's center, then wandered around downtown Brooklyn for a bit. Caught the subway for Prospect Park. Climbed a hill with a perky Statue of Liberty in view behind me, & found the storefront that was used as Harvey Keitel's cigar store in the film Smoke. It's now a Western Union. Walked up the west side of Prospect Park, lavish houses on the left. Poked my nose in the Brooklyn Public Library to the north of the park, sat in an easychair reading Lovecraft's "The Horror of Red Hook" from a collection of noir stories set in Brooklyn. Story interrupted by a hefty man snoring two chairs away. Took the bus that ran along Flatbrush Avenue, which returned me downtown. Crossed back to Manhattan & walked past a crowded Wall Street, still heavily under guard. Followed Broadway to City Hall, where I stood in the park, neck craned, watching nerveless windowcleaners dangling off the side of the Bank of New York skyscraper. Got home in the early evening, finally able to sleep.

A Crafty Quill

Went to a fiction writing exercise in the Village this evening. We were given a series of prompts centered around a televised event which we were inviting five friends over to watch, then told to freewrite based on our answers. Not much time was given to answer, so a lot of hasty free association was involved.

Event: Championship beanbag toss.
TV: Five inch pocket television.
Room: The laundry room.
Proudest feature of room: The hum of the dryer lulls me to sleep.
Embarrassing feature: Unsightly mound of lint under the ironing board.
Who are you inviting: Sedgwick the diving instructor, Lorraine from the grocery store line, Nick who hangs out in the 7-11 parking lot, Sue the undertaker, Coral the aquarium cleaner.
Time: Thursday of October at 7:43 pm.
Weather: Rainy, gloomy, fizzly.
Food: Pistachios & yogurt. No one brought food, they're cheapskates.
Drink: Bananaflavored milkshakes. No one brought beverages, they're freeloaders.
Who annoys you: Sedgwick the diving instructor because he always hijacks the bathtub & no one can use the facilities. I invited him because he's got the best CD collection.
Who do I like best: Sue the undertaker. She's really good at canasta.
Who do I know a secret about: I once saw Lorraine spit in the coffee pot at work.
Who always complains: Coral always gripes about the weird objects she finds at the bottom of the fish tanks.
Hypochondriac: Nick complains of persistent rugburns.
Pet: Ernie the eel. He does party tricks. Likes to leap from shoulder to shoulder. Lives in a tank which Coral eyes with occupational distaste.
Silverware: Toothpicks & napkins.
Location of food: Balanced precariously on the arm of an easychair.

Something unexpected happens: Luther the cabdriver rings the bell, wants to know who left a stick of dynamite in his back seat. He seems to have a Mentos addiction.

Where is everyone: Sedgwick is floating in the bathtub, Lorraine is snooping through my fridge, Nick is hanging out in my driveway, Sue is in the basement, Coral is cleaning out Ernie's tank, Luther is on my stoop & he won't go away.

What's happening ten minutes before the game: Everyone seems to have split to different sections of the house. I was kinda hoping we would, you know, all gather in the laundry room & watch the tournament together. Might have known this would happen. I think Coral has the hots for Sedgwick. Sure, he looks shapely in his wetsuit, but he's no match for me intellectually, what with my encyclopedic knowledge of beanbag toss. I just hope she comes to realize this before it's too late. After a witty Mentos commercial the tournament begins. I invite Luther in & the two of us crowd around the set. Norway starts the first round, heaving their beanbag like a big fluffy rocket.

The power goes out: Ha! My mortal enemy the electrician thought he could interfere, but his dastardly scheme failed because my portable television is battery-powered. Luther & I crowd closer to watch Finland lob the second beanbag. I hear a cry from the cellar where Sue the undertaker was practicing taxidermy on a squirrel & pricked her thumb in the sudden darkness. Lorraine then gives a followup shriek as Ernie the eel lands on her shoulder. She falls backwards into the argyle-powered dishwasher which roars to life, catching a thread from her sweater in its mechanics. Nick comes rushing in from the driveway, stubs his toe on the little metal doorstop shaped like a dachshund, & lets out a stream of gargled curses. Sedgwick, floating in the tub, uncertainly calls out "everyone okay out there?" As Lorraine is sucked into the dishwasher, Ernie escapes by flipping himself onto Coral's shoulder. Panicked, she dashes blindly through the dark interior, plowing nosefirst into the lavatory door which bursts open with an ugly crack. Ernie the eel is propelled forward, landing in the tub wherein Sedgwick floats. There is a sizzling noise & the smell of bacon. Luther pops another Mentos. "I think something happened to your lights," he says. "I'll light a candle," I reply, fumbling for a match. "Isn't that the stick of dynamite I brought in," he inquires, adjusting his eyeglasses. I glance down. "So it is."

Bloodsport & Burlesque

Sat in a restaurant in Chelsea eavesdropping on my table neighbors who were discussing movies. They reached the consensus that DaVinci Code was great but Napoleon Dynamite sucked. One of them did his best to defend Dynamite, but was ultimately shouted down by the others who insisted the film simply had no merit. They also discussed the financial status of Jean-Claude Van Damme, how much he raked in for his various movies & so forth.

Tonight was Molly Crabapple's Burlesque for Choice at the Lucky Cat Lounge in Brooklyn. My favorite performer was Lady Satan, who came onstage dressed as Joan Crawford, wielding a dastardly coathanger, & rather psychotically disrobed to Danzig's "Mother." Also eyecatching was an auto mechanic in the Rosy the Riveter mold named Little Brooklyn whose instruments of flirtation consisted of some hubcaps & a wrench. By the end of the evening the organizers had raised $1500 in raffle money which will be going to Planned Parenthood to fight the South Dakota Senate ban on abortion.

Smutty Nose

Tonight was a smut reading at the Galapagos Art Space in Brooklyn, a kinky little joint built into what looks to have once been a boathouse. A railing prevents wobbly patrons from toppling over into the boat dock. The Galapagos is located in Fucking Williamsburg, which is like saying South Boston or North Cambridge. The smut wasn't really any smuttier than your standard garden variety literary reading. Those who read fell somewhere in between not dreadful & not terribly exciting. The best one was a story about meeting Luke Skywalker at a convention in Vancouver ("Wow, Luke fucking Skywalker!" "You can call me Mark," said Mark Hamill. "Huh? Oh I get it. Code names."). Couldn't hear the last reader very well because the audience by that point was talking too loud. I sat at the bar beside a poet from Arizona named Francesca, also a recent arrival in the city, had a six dollar beer. The prices here are going to take some getting used to.

After the smut reading was an amateur burlesque show, hosted by a "middleaged man" named Murray who looked & sounded suspiciously like a woman with a fake mustache. I watched the first two dancers, but by then it was getting so crowded I couldn't really see anything, so I left. It occurs to me that I don't believe I've ever seen any "bad" burlesque. I imagine it's possible, but I certainly haven't seen such a thing.

I got to hear a genuine hipster scoff. This happened outside a pizza joint in Fucking Williamsburg. The tightly t-shirted utterer of said scoff was reacting to one guy filming another guy on a bench who was blissfully rocking out on an acoustic guitar, blond mane flailing. I was not two feet away when the scoff occurred. I've witnessed some scoffing in my time, but this was something to behold.

Stenciled periodically on the sidewalks of Fucking Williamsburg is the phrase "I [heart] sweatshop workers."

Greenwich Morning

Sat writing in the Cedar Tavern where the ghosts of Jack Pollock & Billy DeKooning weren't because the original Cedar Tavern was torn down & turned into condominiums. Someone probably has a poltergeist in their kitchen who splashes mayonnaise all over the place. I've been trying to practice writing in noisy locations. It's a muscle to be developed. I want to destroy the crutch of "I can only write under these conditions."

Walked around the Village until dawn with friend Kindleblossom & watched the morning sweep in over houses I wish I lived in. Conversations on stoops. Had breakfast at a wayside diner along with plenty of other people who were still up as well. Pretty easy to distinguish between the still ups & the just getting ups. Has to do with a certain coherency in the facial expression & rigidity of posture.

I suspect taxi drivers of communicating in secret taxi horn codes. There is never just one lone blast. If you listen closely there is usually a rapid succession of honks, all of varying lengths & textures, followed by distant answering calls. An entire conversation is taking place, I swear.

Rainy Day, Dream Away

The West End Restaurant near Columbia has removed all of its Beat Generation memorabilia from its walls. I sat near the open window eating a Cuban pork sandwich and watching it rain - everyone scurrying for buses & awnings. Then I wheeled a barrow of coins to the bank and was helped by a teller named Charisma. Commerce Bank doesn't take out a percentage when you bring in coins, which is an encouraging policy.

I thought it would be a good idea to ride around on the buses to stay dry and see a few things. And might have been, if not for the deadly trio of rain, construction, and rush hour. I bailed out on Fifth Street and ducked into the Museum of the City of New York where they had an exhibit on New Yorker cartoons pertaining to psychiatrists' couches. I got in for free because it was nearly closing time and had fifteen minutes to take everything in before they booted me out, so it became a little like that scene from Band of Outsiders where the characters race through the Louvre at breakneck speed. There was an exhibit on trade in New York, showing dioramas of the East River wharves in the 1800s. Seeing all the ship rigging and wooden barrels made me feel I missed my era.

More wandering in the rain. In Chelsea I saw a sign which read "for Time Machine, ring 2nd floor bell." Something about New York instinctively makes me want to eat healthier. Often find myself grabbing apples from corner delis. Some people smoke cigarettes on rainy streetcorners, other people eat apples. Maybe some do both.

Haven't found any good leftover furniture along the sidewalks yet. I'll keep an eye out tomorrow. Stands to reason there should be some good loot in Morningside Park territory. I'd like to find a halfway decent table and chair for writing purposes, and the thought of actually spending money seems laughable.

Box of Corn

Alright, not so impressed with the New York library system so far. It seems to be quicker to subway around to the various locations to collect what you're looking for than to rely on the interlibrary loan system. Fortunately this is a lot easier to do in New York than it would be in Boston, where the public transportation system is more limited in comparison. Also disappointed to discover they only had one of the CDs in the Bonzo Dog Cornology box set. I did pick up a collection of Harold Lloyd shorts on DVD and a documentary on Magritte.

I sat for a while in Bryant Park, daringly reading in the shade of a tree. A pigeon did his business a few feet away, which made me glance up nervously. The pigeons here are street savvy. I imagine they coo in a Brooklyn accent. "Hey, you gonna eat that or what?" Buses passed heading for exotic-sounding places like Eltingville and New Dorp.

Wandering around 14th Street, I encountered the world's skinniest man outfitted in tight black lycra and PVC boots. He looked like a biker stork. I passed two or three playgrounds for dogs and a children's garden (though I spotted no children growing there). I was even smiled at by a few women in the East Village. That never happened in Boston, where eyecontact is banned with penalty of jailtime. I spotted a high ratio of attractive older women here (hub of the MILF scene?). There also seems to be a high tolerance for diversity here. Not necessarily out of virtue, but because there's so many people crammed in here & no one has the time to spare for intolerance.

Oh, I also met a peanut-sized shitzu named Snorkie, whose human was struggling to stuff him into her handbag.