09 October 2010

Hollywood Formula #76

HERO: I discovered your secret hideout and found out all about your nefarious scheme. You're not going to get away with it.

VILLAIN: Then I guess I'm going to have to kill you before you reveal my secret. [Pulls out revolver]

HERO: [muses] Perhaps I should have thought this through a little better.

VILLAIN: So long, chump. [Fires]

HERO: [clutching chest] Wait, I already sent copies of the evidence to all the major newspapers. [Collapses]

VILLAIN: Well, you probably should have told me that first.


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